Scene: Frisco, Texas. The recording studio of a cheesy game show.
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
I’d like to buy a vowel: O
GAME SHOW HOST:
Yes! There are eight O’s on the board.
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
I’d like to solve the puzzle. “Subscribe to Lifestyle Frisco and enter to win a trip to Broken Bow, Oklahoma!”
GAME SHOW HOST:
“O” my! You got it right!
(audience laughter at cheesy Game Show Host joke)
GAME SHOW HOST:
And by getting that puzzle correct you’re going to hear more about the giveaway! Tell us more, Disembodied Announcer Voice.
DISEMBODIED ANNOUNCER VOICE:
Want to get away, Debra? Well, how about a free trip to Broken Bow? Just like the puzzle says, all you have to do is subscribe to Lifestyle Frisco between now and Monday, October 5th and you’re eligible to win a fabulous getaway to Broken Bow, Oklahoma, courtesy of numerous, generous sponsors!
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
Wait, so I have to actually subscribe to Lifestyle Frisco to win?
DISEMBODIED ANNOUNCER VOICE:
Yes! Anyone can do it and anyone can win provided they live in the North Texas area.
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
But I just solved the puzzle. Shouldn’t I win?
DISEMBODIED ANNOUNCER VOICE:
Don’t be so selfish, Debra. Now let’s learn more about the promotion! Lifestyle Frisco has teamed up with Glamcations, David McDavid Lincoln, Tumbleweed Texstyles, Topo Chico, and Detour Doughnuts to send ONE lucky family to Broken Bow for Halloween Weekend – Friday, October 30th, to Sunday, November 1st!
The winner will get the fabulous Barndo cabin compliments of Glamcations and a luxurious Lincoln Navigator provided by David McDavid Lincoln Plano to drive up to the cabin. Who likes t-shirts?
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
I love t-shirts!
DISEMBODIED ANNOUNCER VOICE:
Well everyone in your family will receive the most comfortable t-shirts in the Lone Star State from Tumbleweed TexStyles plus a case of the sweet nectar of water from TopoChico!
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
My family? So I did win?
DISEMBODIED ANNOUNCER VOICE:
Not yet, Debra. You haven’t subscribed to Lifestyle Frisco. But wait! There’s more! How about a dozen delicious donuts from Detour Doughnuts for your drive up into the Hamptons of DFW as well as a Yeti Tundra 35 cooler to store all the snacks your family can fit for your getaway.
GAME SHOW HOST:
So all Debra, or anyone in the North Texas area, has to do to win this getaway is subscribe to Lifestyle Frisco? They don’t even have to solve a puzzle on my game show?
DISEMBODIED ANNOUNCER VOICE:
That’s correct! Well, and also be 21 years of age or older for the obvious reasons and be available over Halloween weekend because who wouldn’t want to be in a cabin in the woods on the spookiest day of the year? You also need to know that we will share your contact information with the promotional partners, but it’ll be worth it for a getaway valued at $2000!
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
I’ll subscribe to Lifestyle Frisco right now!
DISEMBODIED ANNOUNCER VOICE:
You should because I just told everyone to do the same thing. Look! Even Game Show Host is doing it.
(Game Show Host is on his phone subscribing to Lifestyle Frisco)
CONTESTANT DEBRA:
Oh, come on! I solved your puzzle. Can you let me subscribe first at least?
GAME SHOW HOST:
What are you talking about? It’s a free trip to Broken Bow. But congratulations on solving the puzzle.
